Belief: Sigley believes that you must at all times have 2 hands on the wheel of a car or it's illegal. You furthermore cannot have anything dangling from your rear view mirror.
Why this is awesome: Because people with stick shifts are totally screwed and odds are anything that actually obstructs your view that hangs from your rear view mirror is going to break it off.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Philanthropy
Eric Heffinger: So I think we should see if we can rent out the parking lot behind the library to hold the event.
Sigley (As he's standing there listening and no more than 2 seconds later): Oh guys, you know what? They used to have it in the parking lot behind the library so we should see if we can rent that lot out for the philanthropy...
Why this is so awesome: Laughter ensued for the next 10 minutes.
Sigley (As he's standing there listening and no more than 2 seconds later): Oh guys, you know what? They used to have it in the parking lot behind the library so we should see if we can rent that lot out for the philanthropy...
Why this is so awesome: Laughter ensued for the next 10 minutes.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Community Service
Said in a Meeting:
Larry: "..and I'll also be setting up some community service events with Alpha Phi Omega, the service fraternity."
Larry sits down and Sigley raises his hand to speak.
Sigley: "Hey I don't know who's in charge of Community service but I just wanted to suggest that maybe we could set up some community service events with Alpha Phi Omega, the service fraternity..."
Why this is so awesome: Because after laughing at him hysterically he still didn't get why it was so funny. He still didn't get what we were laughing at.
Larry: "..and I'll also be setting up some community service events with Alpha Phi Omega, the service fraternity."
Larry sits down and Sigley raises his hand to speak.
Sigley: "Hey I don't know who's in charge of Community service but I just wanted to suggest that maybe we could set up some community service events with Alpha Phi Omega, the service fraternity..."
Why this is so awesome: Because after laughing at him hysterically he still didn't get why it was so funny. He still didn't get what we were laughing at.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Poll Results
The poll results are in!
By unanimous decision, Sigley looks more like the Muppet Fozzie than a clown.
Vote on our next poll!
By unanimous decision, Sigley looks more like the Muppet Fozzie than a clown.
Vote on our next poll!
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Dry Cleaners
False Knowledge #1
Sigley Says: The maxmimum time you have before a Dry Cleaner throws out your clothing is 2 weeks.
Why this is so awesome: Because he was so dead certian about this deadline compounded with the fact that almost all dry cleaners will keep your clothes for up to 6 months.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Late Pizza
Late Pizza Delivery Entitlement:
According to our beloved Sigley, if the pizza man shows up 20 minutes late with your pizza, you have the right to open the door, snatch the pizza, and slam the door without paying no matter what the restaurant is, or their late delivery policy is.
Why this is so Awesome: Because it's fucking stealing, but try to convince him of that!
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