Late Pizza Delivery Entitlement:
According to our beloved Sigley, if the pizza man shows up 20 minutes late with your pizza, you have the right to open the door, snatch the pizza, and slam the door without paying no matter what the restaurant is, or their late delivery policy is.
Why this is so Awesome: Because it's fucking stealing, but try to convince him of that!
1 comment:
If Sigley wants to believe that that isn't "stealing" the pizza, then that is fine. But then it is not "arson" when the pizza guy has to pay for that pizza and then burns down Sigley's house because he's out $20 + tip.
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