We all know him. We all love him. But there are times when we our brains want to explode because of him. He's Matthew Sigley and he has some very different opinions about the world. This blog is dedicated in love for our brother Matthew Sigley (from here on out referred to simply as Sigley) and his odd and humorous bank of knowledge.
What is sigley's bank of Knowledge? Sigley knows a ridiculous amount of false information and feels the need to tell us about it giving some BS reason for knowing it to be true. Here's our first example of "Sigley Knowledge" which I would submit to the Sigley Bank of Knowledge.
AC and Fat People
Sigley asked himself one day "why do some on campus buildings over use their AC and create seemingly sub arctic weather conditions within?" His answer: "Well fat people and skinny people tend to perceive temperatures differently. For example when a fat person is sweating, a skinny person may be just fine or even slightly chilly. Thus all of the managers of the AC in these buildings must all be fat guys because they always think it's hot."
Why this is so awesome: Because it's so stupidly ingenious and overly complicated that only Sigly could have thought it up.
What is sigley's bank of Knowledge? Sigley knows a ridiculous amount of false information and feels the need to tell us about it giving some BS reason for knowing it to be true. Here's our first example of "Sigley Knowledge" which I would submit to the Sigley Bank of Knowledge.
AC and Fat People
Sigley asked himself one day "why do some on campus buildings over use their AC and create seemingly sub arctic weather conditions within?" His answer: "Well fat people and skinny people tend to perceive temperatures differently. For example when a fat person is sweating, a skinny person may be just fine or even slightly chilly. Thus all of the managers of the AC in these buildings must all be fat guys because they always think it's hot."
Why this is so awesome: Because it's so stupidly ingenious and overly complicated that only Sigly could have thought it up.
1 comment:
I'm actualy going to say that this is quite an amazing idea especially for sigley. Not only does his premise actually have some sort of scientific backing (i.e. blubber holds in heat), but Sigley did no take into account that affirmative action would come into play, so they would at least need one skinny person. The only true solution is that BG is just the center for global warming and the dorms are the sole conductor of this chaos.
Post a Comment